Asian

Obstacles

 * Get 99% off of every single unobtainable rice bag that has ever existed 256 decades in the future
 * Do a 1 stud jump that causes you to cook rice in -159633^42069 seconds while putting 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 of MSG in the rice in under -32767^42069 miliseconds
 * Get a coupon that lasts for years
 * Do a 456^48881848349834234897142378092147901420011199222838481810010110102 stud moonjump that causes you to pack a lunch that lasts as long as 56:30:29:58:19:44:09:28
 * create 67736728348974e+991238950825^7777777777723771283743 asian memes on the internet in 1 planck time
 * Make everybody who ever existed not a failure (yes even people like albert einstein)
 * Get 67434899999089045754^7712932348200000101238 Nobel Prizes to show that you aren't a failure while cooking 798352970240972340892097089348796597853^66684349693746572078123049812734718473869247926597456920485656253426964396334968347892 bowls of rice at the same time
 * Travel 2^17 planck lengths in under -884198^169591483687963489723489875379834598973467798987467467360000000000000000019191284002000295824958394509123409123409134938649274587145724509764309784507984630900000000999998979678123483944323423344564657687678798898096767867789438547891243784566663453476457677777384811123234456 planck time while traveling 1/1922337203685477580792233720368547758079223372036854775807922337203685477580792233720368547758079223372036854775807922337203685477580792233720368547758079223372036854775807922337203685477580792233720368547758079223372036854775807922337203685477580792233720368547758079223372036854775807922337203685477580792233720368547758079223372036854775807922337203685477580792233720368547758079223372036854775807922337203685477580792233720368547758079223372036854775807922337203685477580792233720368547758079223372036854775807ths of a planck length
 * Say the word Failure times
 * Try not to die by EMOTIONAL DAMAGE.
 * Try not to have SOCIAL ANXIETY.
 * Try to ban chill jam in under  Planck time IRL.
 * Do a EXPANxEXPAN stud stickout while dodging EXPAN TRUEinstacardiacarrest spinners that spin in -EXPAN time.
 * Kill Jamile Oliver  times in under  Planck time IRL.
 * Meet Uncle Roger IRL
 * Eat fifteen millinillion pounds of twa ko in -438754475875844 seconds